“C’mon, luv, just one little peck to get me through the day?”
wow someone fucking stop meMini Headcanon: Wheatley, not bright enough to find work in the science field (or too much of a bumbling klutz to be useful in it, anyway), finds his calling as a savvy businessman. His charming personality and way with words make him especially endearing to his clients. He insists on providing for his family as his way of thanking his lovely wife for looking after him all this time, not abandoning him and making sure he doesn’t burn the house down.
He eventually becomes head of the company based on pure luck and often finds himself calling Chell panicking in the middle of the day, even in the middle of meetings, to ask for her advice.
Jesus fuck that’s adorbs.
THESE BABIES
Oh my gosh, stickers on his briefcase. This headcanon. The everything.
What are you trying to do to me.
ALL OF THIS FOREVER
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OMFG. HE HAS FRUIT STICKERS ON HIS BRIEFCASE. THIS SHIP FOREVER.
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